What do you call a man with one arm?

If you read my last blog post, you probably realized that I seem to be rather accident-prone. It’s true; since I started here at Dana-Farber, my coworkers have seen me experience car crashes, concussions, and many other injuries. Most recently? Broken bones.

After spending most of my life skiing, last February I had the bright idea that snowboarding would be much more fun, and as a reward I got the chance to improve upon my growing friendship with my local ER doctor after breaking both my wrist and my elbow on a particularly entertaining fall during my 3rd lesson at Wachusett.

I was unable to use my right hand for a month, which gave me an appreciation for a lot the things I take for granted about having two hands. What follows is a list of ten less obvious actions that you may not initially realize you need two hands for, but after beginning the action you may then stare at your non-functional hand for a second or two and think, “Huh. I can’t do this, can I?”

  1. Putting toothpaste on your toothbrush
  2. Tying trash bags
  3. Chopping vegetables (you remember that app fruit ninja? Doesn’t work in real life, trust me)
  4. Applying deodorant to your uninjured armpit
  5. Tying your socks together after doing laundry
  6. Getting the unnecessarily tight, hard, plastic, bite-proof, effing hospital wristband off your uninjured wrist (let me know if you figure that one out)
  7. Buttoning your shirt
  8. Tying your shoes
  9. Zipping up your jacket (Boston winter with an unzipped jacket is no fun!)
  10. Unscrewing the child-resistant caps on the painkillers they prescribed you

These were all entertaining challenges for me to encounter and overcome, and I learned a lot of lessons along the way:

First of all, it’s okay to accept help. I do not like feeling helpless, and although my roommates, friends, and coworkers were all offering to help me with anything I needed, I mostly refused help because I wanted to prove to myself that I could do it on my own, and I didn’t want to be a burden to others. This resulted in a lot of unnecessary frustration – and one time an entire bottle’s worth of pills on my floor (see #10 above). People are willing to help. In fact, I’ve found that accepting help from someone who is offering is beneficial; it doesn’t make it seem like you’re a burden, and it actually improves your relationship with that person. It’s okay to accept a helping hand every once in a while (get it?).

I also learned that there are always a multitude of ways to solve a problem. I was forced to come up with creative solutions to menial tasks that I had been doing the same way for all of my life, and it helped me realize that just because some things are done a certain way doesn’t mean that’s the only way to do them; it might not even be the best way. Being creative can be beneficial and can give you a new perspective on the task at hand (ok, I’ll stop now).

Finally, I learned to slow down a little and approach obstacles with patience and planning. At first it was annoying to not be able to do these seemingly easy tasks. I didn’t plan for them to take longer than normal, so when I realized, for example, that tying my shoes was going to take a lot longer, I would try to rush to make up for the lost time. This rarely saved me time and usually ended up creating more problems. Once I took a deep breath, accepted that I was not going to be able to do certain things the way I had thought I was, and planned how to solve my problems given the new obstacle, I saw much more success and experienced less stress along the way by implementing my new handy solutions (I couldn’t help myself).

Although I wouldn’t voluntarily break my arm again, and it was quite frustrating at times, I definitely learned some valuable lessons by living life one-handed for a month.

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4 Responses to What do you call a man with one arm?

  1. Sandra Kimball says:

    Dimitri, this is so funny I was sitting here laughing out loud. I loved the way you kept making those corny jokes about hands, then apologizing for it. I identified with everything on your list, because I broke my right wrist a few years ago (I remember whining a lot though—you were much more stoic about it!). People don’t think about that stuff until they can’t do it. I still have a stand to hold a hair dryer and an ambidextrous mouse, in case you ever need them.

  2. Michael Kusmin says:

    Dimitri, well written and entertaining. It was fun to read, and you can laugh in retrospect. I am sure it was challenging for you at the time.

  3. MK says:

    Great post – totally captures the learning I experienced from a recent broken elbow. It’s funny that sometimes accidents can cause us to be more intentional than ever!

  4. Dimitri Makrigiorgos says:

    Thanks everyone!

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